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In Reply to: The UN-righteous world/"system" posted by Mommy Mama on November 26, 2005 at 16:57:59:
(Kinky Peter, in a talk to the Home:)
Mommy Mama was a little concerned about how some of you, in your simpleness andignorance and ability to misunderstand and misinterpret just about anything, that you might be concerned about the way Sweetheart Dumpling was convulsing on the floor and frothing and groaning as dear Grandpa tried to possess her and speak through her. (Looks around.) Any of you wonder about what happened?
(All hands raise.)
Any of you think, "Wow! That looks like a case of demon possession."
(All hands go down.)
(Kinky Peter smiles.) Good. So no further questions?
(No hands raise.)
Good, good. Listen, all this shows is that just like dear Grandpa said in the Letter, "Difficulty in Spiritual Communications" that it would sometimes be difficult to break through after he was gone. And it is. You saw that today, didn't you? (All heads nod.) But up till now, we've had it pretty good, huh? Every time we needed a confirming word from dear Dad, all we had to do was snap our fingers and Dad was there to confirm whatever the hell new policy we wanted to implement.
I say "snap our fingers" figuratively, of course, since Dad is still the boss. We're his mere ass-kissing servants. But hey, you know, if it works, it works. We line up a nice sexy Prophetess, ask for Grandpa to speak and he's inside her faster'n you can say, "Jimminy Cricket". He can come in any hour of night or day for a conference call with Jesus. He's been kind of our genii in the bottle.
Up till now.
As evil days wax worse and worse, and deceivers multiply you know it's going to be more of a fight to break through. Remember the Prince of Persia held a messenger angel back for 21 days? Well, who's the Prince of Persia now? Remember, Persia is the old name for Iran.
(Fam: Ayatollah Khomeni?)
Right! The False Prophet himself. Remember what Dad's message was in his Letter, "Kill Khomeni?"
(Fam: um ... let's see ... to kill Khomeni?)
Right! You guys are quick. So now that Khomeni was wished and cursed and prayed to death by Dad, WHO do you think is Dad's chief enemy now that Dad himself has passed on and is over in the spiritual realm?
(Fam: The Prince of Persia?)
Right! Oooooo, it thrills me how in tune you guys are. So do you think the Prince of Persia is fighting Dad?
(Fam: Yes! Amen! You bet! Amen! Wow!)
There you have it. All this is a spiritual battle.
Oh, look, the men in white jackets have arrived to help us take care of Sweetheart Dumpling.
