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In Reply to: Re: The righteous world/"system"??? posted by Mr. Don on November 26, 2005 at 08:04:51:
Dear Ones, the static surrounding the earth's stratosphere is unusually thick right now, so we regret to inform you that we are unable to contact Grandpa's Ghost at this time. However, you have volumes upon volumes of his beloved Writings, the Slow Letters, to lead you and "guide you into all truth" until we are able to hear from our lawyers ... er, that is ... until we are able to hear from our beloved Grandpa again.
However, Farmer is certainly correct that this World System is unfair, unrighteous and just generally evil in the worst kind of way. They condemn us for our sexual liberties, yet allow this little blond hotsy to ...
(Grandpa's Ghost:) Akabooshka-ma booshkitty! Aka---
OH! IT'S GRANDPA! He's breaking through! (Pause.) Grandpa?
Grandpa?
(Static.)
Grandpa?
(More static.)
Well, as you can see, this subject certainly has dear Grandpa excited, and if it were at all possible we would certainly be hearing from him now. Just the mention of the words, "little blonde hottie" and Grandpa tried possessing dear Sweetheart Dumpling right here beside.
(At the mention of "little blonde hottie" again, Sweetheart Dumpling rolls her eyes and tries speaking, but cannot.)
Grandpa? Is that you, Grandpa?
(Sweetheart Dumpling collapses on the floor and thrashes about, flailing her arms and frothing at the mouth.)
Ohhhhh ... isn't that sweeeet? Grandpa REALLY wants to speak. Ohhhhh, how sweet.
EOM
