Ondine, the spirit helper in my cat

Posted by Madam Mestophiles on June 22, 2004 at 18:39:35

In Reply to: Re: Endtime Army posted by Oldtimer on June 22, 2004 at 15:25:21:

The spirit helper in my cat is called Ondine, a French word for "water spirit." Ondine fell into a catholic baptismal font as a small child and drowned. She was trying to get a leg up in church so she could see Joan of Arc crown the King of France. Because she was so virtuous, the Lord let her came back as a helper spirit in my cat. Us cat'lics are cryto-pagans, oh don't yah know.

The spirit helper in my cat tiptoes around Madam Maria's stable of mice and listens to their thoughts. The spirit helper in my cat told me that Madam Maria's mice (aka, WS staff) will come up with some really entertaining visions and prophesies in the coming weeks of summer and early fall, because it's their job to entertain the troops while they fast from worldly inputs like Harry Potter novels and blockbuster films.

Jesus speaking (through Ondine): hSSSSt! Get to work little mice! You can do better than movie reviews! Let your imagination take you places. If you need inspiration, spend an afternoon at the Cheryl Lloyd Art Gallary. Mom's got those visions hidden away in The Family trunks--find the keys to open them.