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In Reply to: How about "pat answers" now? posted by Here we go! on July 03, 2002 at 22:10:59:
You're free to go, but you better damn well have clearance!
You're free to tithe 10%, but God might kill you. He did take out one lady with multiple stab wounds because she "chose" to be 10% instead of 110%
God is love, and he'll kill you for almost anything.
Can't you see we do this out of concern? We love you so we beat you black and blue, deny you medical treatment and then cast you out.
We call our children who we love with god's love, "liars" because our security is of the utmost importance.
The army's leaders must be obeyed without question or reservation, for it is they that must give account for the flock. Nevermind that all the sheep get slaughtered! As long as there are good kings and queens.
(As a man) picture yourself with a vagina and Jesus with a long dong coming atcha, because that is what He would want you to do.
Of course, this is a voluntary thing to do, but if you don't we just might kick you out!!
Our enemies just can't understand that we are the # 1 most revolutionary and dedicated christians on the face of the earth. They lie about us all the time, even when there's proof in writing!
Praying to god for him to kill you if you ever leave the fam. is an act of dedication and shows your love for the lord and the fam.
