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In Reply to: ahahahahhahaha, ROTFWL posted by Acheick on July 03, 2002 at 20:03:15:
Are you murmuring, brother?
Are you guys really sucking?
I'll have to pray about that. (The answer is no.)
Yes, but the latest letters say....
Isn't the new wine exciting?
That guy's a real sheep.
They're all a bunch of systemites.
You just need to forgive.
I had a dream last night Dad fucked me.
You did too? He fucked you too? No kidding!
All of you girls? He came and fucked you ALL?
Well, that can't be. Sally here is on her period.
He fucked all you GUYS too? HOOOO! I though only Jesus did that to the boys!
WOW! Are you guys getting excited.
Sex on your period, Sally? I dunno. I guess that's a Mat.9:29er.
Ya gotta Luke 14:33, brother. Amen?
Remember Acts 2:44-45? We all gotta share and ... HEY! Hands off the ice cream! I bought that!
Can someone pray it won't rain tomorrow?
Wow! Did you read THAT article! The End is sure close now!
I can hardly wait to go to heaven.
Yeah, I know....the Family is already heaven.
(Whisper:) Did you hear John backslid?
He couldn't let go of his flesh family.
He put them before God.
He forsook his plow.
He's out there fucking the System again.
Let's have another Oath of Allegience.
Everyone! Listen up! Anyone who knew John has to write in to WS anything bad you knew about him.
Dig deep.
I think I'm getting a prophecy. Yes, actually, yes. I really AM getting a prophecy.
