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In Reply to: Mommie's comments on our Official Apology posted by Family Spooksperson on July 01, 2002 at 14:57:22:
Dear WS staff,
Did you receive mommie's inspiring comments this morning? Isn't mommy so sweet? We were so sure that you'd be inspired and uplifted by her comments even though Ghengis Khan felt the need to rebuke you for your stupidity. When Ghengis left mommie's body she lurched violently, then fell to the floor as one dead for a while, insomuch that many thought her dead.
But after a while she got up and couldn't remember a thing. When we showed her Ghengis Khan's message to WS, she was astonished and said, "I don't remember any of that,but it sure looks inspired."
She did however feel led to add a few words of comfort to you. "Tell the hardworking people who worked on the apology that their exile to Mongolia has been postponed for a while. King Penie and I are still discussing whether or not we should even take Daniel SGA's threat seriously, or whether it's just an empty wind. Abrahim thinks it's an empty wind and that the SGAs will never do anything against the Family, but Gen. MacArthur thinks Daniel should be taken seriously. We really don't know who to believe at this time.
William Jennings Bryan thinks we should just ignore Daniel, while Grandmother Berg says to pray for them. Shakespeare says he'll help write an eloquent apology. But the point is, do we really WANT an apology at this time? If we don't need to take Daniel's letter seriously, then why write any apology? Let them eat cake, as mommies' newest spirit helper, Marie Antoinette, advised.
The concensus here in mommies' and Penie's house is that we can safely ignore Daniel and the backslidden SGAs. After all, if they are no longer sucking at the Words, what wisdom or counsel can they possibly have against the Lord and his endtime army? Sowhat if half of them have become lawyers and the other half have become private eyes, police chiefs and judges? What can they possibly do? all we have to do is pray them away and keep on serving God!
So for now, you can ignore the ultimatum to write a good apology to the SGAs. Mommie thinks your time would be better spent attacking Daniel and discrediting him. Please contact his dear, sweet, dedicated, nice, kind, 110%er parents who are still wonderful shepherds in the Family, and ask if they have any "dirt" on Daniel. This includes any temper tantrums he threw as a 2-year old.
In fact, dear worldwide Family, we are now issuing a formal "Dirt on Daniel" Revolution. Please suspend all other activities, including witnesssing, activated ministries, etc. while every one of you who ever knew or met Daniel or heard anything about him, writes in to mommie and king Penis all that you know. Since we won't be apologizing, we must therefore do everything we can do to discredit Daniel.
Those of you who never met Daniel please pray for those who have to remember any possible "dirt" on him. Remember, any incidents, however small can be used. This also includes times you said hello to him and he never responded back cheerfully enough. This could include failing to make his bed, or even times he didn't eat all the food on his plate.
If you know anyone who knew Daniel, please immediately have your entire Home gather around them and pray that they have 100% total recall on all bad things. Then, after they've written their reports, make sure to cast out all Daniel demons from that poor Family member's memory. This may involve a 3-week fast from food and a 2-day fast from sex. Those of you who enjoy oral sex are instructed not to swallow for the 3-week period though you may suck after the 2-day period.
You might as well know that Daniel has not been officially label a "demon" so in your daily cursing and prayer sessions please pray against Dangerous Demon Daniel.
In mommie and King Penie and all our many spirit helpers.
mommie's secretary.
