Mommie's comments on our Official Apology

(From mommie:) Dear WS staff, thankyou for your hard work to get this official apology out to the bitter backsliders and vicious enemies of the truth, these sows that are flopping around in the mud of the world again, and these dogs that are lapping up the vomit of the world.

(For the most part your apology was good but my many spirit helpers disagreed with your approach. Ghengis Khan in particular was very upset at your stupidity, in fact and suggested I exile every one of you pitiful apology-writers to Mongolia. King Penis felt this was a bit harsh and sugggested only the boys be sent there but that the pretty girls be allowed to stay.)

(Here is your first draft of the apology with my comments. Please pay attention and make these changes immediately or you are all excommunicated as per immediately. Love, Mommie.)

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"Dear backsliders and enemies,

"Recently SGA Daniel, an SGA threatened the Family that they were 'coming after us.' While we are not afraid of thousands of bitter, angry SGAs ganging up on the few pitiful hardliners left in the Family, we wish to address Daniel's complaints so that the Devil won't be able to make any of you fear."

(Mommie: My closest spirit helper Ghengis Khan disagreed with this opening paragraph because nowhere did you mention things like, "In my day in 1200s we cut off heads of those who disagree." Nor did you mention, "We ride our horses over complainers." Could you please rephrase this paragraph to read:

"Dear backsliders and enemies,

"Recently SGA Daniel, whose thinks he has a head on his shoulders (pun intended) an SGA threatened the Family that they were 'coming after us.' While we are not afraid of thousands of bitter, angry SGAs ganging up on the few pitiful hardliners left in the Family, we wish to tell him that we are spiritually mounting our Mongolian war ponies and about to counter-attack with such force that all our enemies will be swept away."

(Mommie: next you wrote:)

We therefore wish to officially apologize for the ignorant mistakes of a few people who for some strange reason took the letter literally. We wish to apologize for those who thought the Davidito book was some kind of how-to manual. We wish to apologize for those who thought that dear Dad was promoting incest when he was really only refering to patting your kids on the head to show them love."

(Mommie: This entire paragraph sucks! By writing this you're assuming that all SGAs who have left the Family are as ridiculously naive as Family leadership is. While this would be nice, the unfortunate thing is that most exmembers will see through your naive attempt to blame "a few members" for what dear Dad offially promoted. Gosh! I know we've forbidden the Family at large to even read Justice Ward's final decision, but haven't you sick WSers read it? You can you know. In that decision, King Penie officially admitted that Dad was to blame.

(While we hope the world will beleive that line, we ourselves don't believe it....)

(Editing comments to be continued.)