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In Reply to: oh, pheeewwww posted by Acheick on December 06, 2005 at 14:03:43:
I'll tell you one thing right now, I would never mince MY words! Never! I would stand up like a prophet of God, tell it like I see it, let the chips fall where they may, and then I'd split town and let the poor front-line Family peons take the rap for my big mouth! Ha!
Better yet, I'd hide out on some tropical beach, rant and rave and lash out at the damned ACs and damned America and damned everybody, and then let the kids go out and peddle it and pass on the message. Then when persecution would arise for my word's sake, the Words of David ... (Dad bursts into gypsy tongues, a long Arabic trilling, then weeping and gnashing his teeth. He twirls around the room dancing a jig, then flops his bloated body down on the bed: Oh, if only they would hear the words of thy little father. But they would not.)
(David blows his nose vigorously, then wipes the tears from his eyes with his hanky.) Ah ... where was I? Yes, when persecution would arise and entire fields would be driven out and Homes closed to the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars lost to get them out, and hundreds of thousands of dollars more in revenue shut down, while the golden money-goose flees, and then slow recuperation while they learn how to ask for donations in a new language. Well, it just cost us millions of dollars in lost revenue overall.
I can see why Mama would want to soft-peddle the doom and gloom message, but hell, if they're not going to get out the MEAT of the Word, what's their pitiful excuse for living? Why don't they all flee Amerika? Well, I'll tell you, I'm beginning to smell the stink of compromise in some of you. You're in the home field, you're comfortable, you enjoy f**cking the Whore. I want to tell you, you've got till January 21st to get out of the U.S. or Kohoutek will hit, cause tidal waves in New York, California will break off and fall in the ocean.
You have till January 21st to flee south and east, to Libya, Iran, Indonesia and Iraq. Ha! That would be a good place to get out our strong anti-U.S. message! Iraq! Right? Amen? Are you a stinking, lily-livered compromiser or are you going to get out the STRONG meat?
