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In Reply to: Re: try this link posted by susie on December 03, 2005 at 06:27:42:
One quarter of a MILLION men taken to bed! Exactly 223,311 shags! Remember, these men were loved ONE AT A TIME by our faithful, hard-working FFers. This was not some mass rally, a giant orgy on some nude beach where it all happened at once. No, no, no. This is the result of YEARS of God's Whores doing what only whores do best!
Now who says that FFing was not one of our greatest pushes ever, more effucktive and effective than anything else we've ever done! I'm only sorry that AIDs came along and we had to curtail what was supposed to be THE Endtime Ministry in the Age of Pisces. Shows that AIDs if of the Devil, I'll tell you that much for sure. Even Heaven's Girl is going to have to stick to causing tornados instead of laying Louie and defusing Beast-marks. (Dad sighs deeply in a heavy foreign accent, probably Abrahim.)
Do you realize that because of AIDs, we've had to send Family members in with black felt markers and draw condoms on all of our FF-ees (recipients of all FFers' services)? Do you realize that becasuse of AIDs we've had to allow even bonafide Family members to wear condoms, to "Go for the Bronze" instead of "Going for the Gold"? I hear that things have gotten so bad that our dear FFers have even had to close down their lovely Escort Agencies on Australia's Gold Coast. In fact, things have gotten SO BAD that they're changing its name to the Bronze Coast. Can you imagine?
(Dad holds up a condom, slowly and sadly, then sighs.) I've always thought it was so strange that just about the time that I could no longer get an erection, could no longer get my little tin soldier to stand at attention, AIDs came along and curtailed all of our sex-outreaches. It was like it was symbolic or something? Know what I mean?
I've always said that the entire universe revolves around me, and around my penis in particular. I guess this proves it. What more can I say? (Dad takes a deep swig of sherry, then drifts off to sleep.)
Later he was heard mumbling .....
