Oh ! The Vurds ob Dabeed!

You tawt I vas gawn , didn't chew? I nauw kum bachkk
und I like a tuuu say untoo you, dat, dee vurds ob Daveed veel kum tuuu puss. Vat I sayee? Ebun da pees
ob heez p.......yuuu nouw vat I vant tu sayee...Da
vurds ob youwr fadda Daveeed , whooooo deed cryee
an'weeeepa fur youuuu guyees you nouw? I geebu DAbeed da tungz tuuu shpeeka myee tung , my ouwn
lunguweegee. I hub shurpreyes! I bachkk nouw und yo,
yo, I I canna tella youuu, someteeng abouwt dees Dabeed, he kwai fur youuu, cuz youu don'nouw wad Iyee sayee tuu youuu, aboud a pwophecee, he makea
tuu da citeez. Hey, yoouyu undastanduu da vurds ub Daveed Iyee shpeeka tuu youuu . OHHH OHHH!! I canna tella youuu da vurds ob Gawd!! Butt dere beee menneee speereet helpurz , tuuuu menee fur meee. Dayee alll kunfeeyuuz meee nouww, I vant mo mo more vino, preeeze! I needa mo mo mo veeno00
Mareeya! Vhere eez Mareeyaah! Bweeng mee mo mo veeno! I een da Speareet ! Whoa! Dats nice!
Tank a youu all fur yur good ....I furget eegrishu
Velly Sawee Chally. Next taim, again I shupeek tuu youu wid da vurds ob DAveed, an" tungs, SHa bala loska vida balalalal shabaluufideeruyadesa
kudius! Ha! Goobuy!