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Spank my sweet little hiney, it's Grampie Dave the prophet man!

Posted by Baby Snooks on September 14, 2005 at 20:17:36

In Reply to: My prophecies have been fulfilled!! posted by Grandpa's Ghost on September 14, 2005 at 16:57:09:

Grandpa: Well, you've all read the news, you know Amerika has been judged just as I forsaw in my dream, "Death to the Cities."

Moi: Grampies, about that dream you had called "Death to the Cities"--was that a WET dream?

Grandpa: Amerika will be destroyed by a nuclear war.

Moi: Geezums, Grampies! You've predicted every disaster of Biblical proportions in the Book: earthquakes, floods, atomic blasts, pestilence, famine, war, economic collapse, urban warfare, fire from the sky, volcanic eruptions... I'd guess there's about a 100% chance that a few of those predictions will come true in a single lifetime. You're just such a special godly guy that you don't even have to beat the odds! Mama sez you just gotta beat your meat.