a ridiculous falsehood: Chancellor's wife to join the Family

In my continuing efforts to "obtain credibility" as Chancellor put it, the folks in my skidrow community of former "Family--retarded cult members" are now issuing the following press release, between hangovers, wretching attacks, and sidewalk shi--ting!

As Chancellor instructed us former members:

"...persons within your community needs to exercise some real leadership to get control of things."

"Leadership" is my middle name, Mr. Chancellor, what's yours? As-hole?

At least you live up to your middle name and your own admonitions, sadly, I can't, having been a cult member of the Family most of my adult life.

Best wishes.