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In Reply to: Report posted by Lurker on December 12, 2004 at 19:35:15:
I've said it all before in my tens of thousands of pages of Letters. Why do I have to keep repeating myself?
Coffee of course is good. It was discovered by the Arabs, probably by Ishmael himself. Sugar is of the Devil. It's a robber and a thief! Anyone who uses white sugar is automatically excommunicated. I have seen the face of evil adn it is white sugar.
Peanut butter is of the evil one as well, it is the seventh, even the eighth and ascendeth from the pit. The only thing good about a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich is the bread (if it's 100% whole grain) and the jam (if it has no sugar in it).
Peanut butter is a devilish creation. I've noticed that Family members have recently taken to locking their food cupboards to keep me from looking in and seeing if they have peanut butter there or not. Let me serve notice: I intend on ripping their cupboard doors off with my bare ghostly hands if I have to to see what's in those cupboards.
