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In Reply to: Hmmm... How to string a thousand words together.... posted by tazy on October 01, 2004 at 03:41:34:
They are relatively easy to find. Why just the other day, while I was visiting a New Jersey flea market with Milkman Dan and his fearless sidekick Karen Bowers, I found an affordably priced and environmentally friendly context-free grammar database with 231 first sentences, 87 second sentences, 124 concluding sentences, 1559 body sentences, 2526 independent clauses, 998 special sentence endings, 401 verb phrases, 420 group nouns, 565 negative adjectives, 12 adjectives of importance, 102 assistants to the "badguy," 17 intensity words, 985 consequences, 65 bad reactions, 210 nouns of belief, 5 completeness adverbs, 10 forms of believing, 25 time frames, 144 concepts ending in "ism", 208 mistruths, 63 questions, 65 answers, 4 types of sets and 179 really long words. Most amazingly, the databse has zero grams of trans fat per serving. James Carville, William Safire and Terrence Mckenna have already pledged their support to colloborate in the creation of additional 78% context-free grammar databases that will eventually help us replace North American political speech writers and columnists with chemically indoctrinated and domesticated migrant Lebanese chimp cyborgs.
