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Re: JohnnieWalker Hits the Keys

Posted by Spirit Helper Catalog on August 08, 2004 at 18:07:41

In Reply to: JohnnieWalker Hits the Keys posted by Vandari World Services on August 07, 2004 at 22:40:48:

Very funny stuff! But why does he get all the good spirit helpers like Adolf Hitler when the rest of us had to be satisfied with some gypsy from Abrahim's camp, or one of the kids that followed the Pied Piper?

Speaking of spirit helpers, c'mon guys, fess up if you dare. Who did YOU claim was your spirit helper when you were in the cult? Tops claimed (usually by more than one person) were:

Pied Piper
Pocahantas
Merlin
Pied Piper again
Abrahim's third wife
Abrahim's fourth wife
Abrahim's mistress
Abrahim's donkey
Pied Piper yet again
Pocahantas again
Merlin again
Shakespeare
William Jennings Bryon
Grandmother Berg
Shakespeare again
Dodo the Clodhopper (rare)
Abner from TSC
etc.