In Reply to: Send in a nude photo, honey posted by Grandpa's Ghost on July 22, 2004 at 12:16:38:
I been yo' house niggah before, Massa Dave, if'n you can remember back in the days when one of your little massa shepherds thought I wuz a mighty fine piece of dirt needin' to be plowed.
But dang-dabbit! I just could never make peace between de Teacher who sez to the de night-walk wimminz, "Go and sin no more," and the Massa Dave who sez, "I have need, sister, and the rod of the lord calls you to his service!"
So I lissen to de Teacher an' not to de Massa. That's what kind of girl I am.
This poor little vixen
wouldn't let just anybody
spoo all over her lap,
and sure enough not you
ignorant cracker preacher man
reciting all that crap.