In Reply to: Right or Wrong posted by Mr. Don on July 09, 2004 at 12:23:52:
What in HELL is the matter with you son, to do such a stupid idiotic thing that coulda got yourself killed and been a horrible reproach to the Work! I can't believe the stupidity of you kids! I think I'm gonna have to write a whole series on this---the Mr.Don Series. Donald Duck, that's for sure! I'm so spittin' mad at your stupidity, son, I'm busting you back to babe's status.
Of all the insane stunts! Even your wife knew better, poor simple-minded person that she is. What the hell does that say for YOU son? Well, that's it! I've had it. If you can't obey the Letters why should I bother writing any more? Have you read my entire "Camping" series? Have you? Well, if you had, you sure as hell would have known not to drive down the freeway the wrong direction! (Dad weeps.) Well, I think this calls for a week-long indulgence in self-pity and sherry guzzling. Bring'm on, Maria! I'm going to have me a pity party!
What are you, son? British? Well, let me tell you, in THIS country you drive on the RIGHT side of the road? Stupid British! They'da been better off if Hitler had conquered England! At least you dumb Brits would be driving on the right side of the road. Blah blah blah blah for about 40 more pages......