In Reply to: neocons.. posted by kinda gentler on June 23, 2004 at 20:27:38:
[Warning! This may only make sense to Canadians, who are in the midst of a national election, as are scores of other countries in 2004. To U.S. citizens: Canada is that mysterious frozen land across your northern border.]
STAR WARS EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE NEOCONS
Roger Ebert gave it "two trident missles way up."
Paul Wolfowitz called it "a big bang".
Governator Arnold said, "many job for Califohnia".
Can nothing stop the Emperor Dubya's rabid Raygunite plan for galactic domination, or Darth Paul and Darth Harper's treasonous acceptance of foreign Death Star Weapons on our sovereign soil? All is not lost, there is a New Hope.....
Not long ago in a galaxy fairly nearby...
The evil Emperor Dubya has assembled a
massive army of NeoCon clones commanded
by the Sith Lord Rummy. They want to
conquer and rule a vast galactic empire
with the never-ending war o'terror.
The NeoCons resurrect a long dead Raygun
plan for a space-race of Death Star Weapons
to make the skies safe for military
contractors and rid the galaxy of rebellious
weapons of mass destruction.
The NeoCons' next goose-step is to take
over the frozen north of Po'land to freebase
their Death Star Warriors. Darth Paul and Darth Harper, the Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber CEOs of Po'land, are already jingling in Emperor Dubya's pocket like chump change.
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No matter who wins the election, the Liberals or Conservatives, there is no doubt the next administration will be a minority government involving either the Boc or the NDP. Don't throw your vote away, choose the candidate that best represents your values.