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In Reply to: Re: new F. stats - 50 percent have left posted by skeptic on May 08, 2004 at 10:33:09:
After excommunicating that entire casino staff because he repeatedly lost hard-earned Family tithes at blackjack, Berg became intoxicated, and stripped down and did an Elvis impersonation. At that point, a UFO landed outside the casino and a vampire alien rushed in and bit Berg in the neck. "What a rush!" he shouted. "Just like sex!"
