In Reply to: Re: How could you forget my birthday? posted by Charlie on February 18, 2004 at 14:42:13:
If that's the best I can expect from people after all I've done for them, then I'm through. I'm done. If God won't defend His prophet--ME! David the Endtime Wonderlust Boy---then I'm through. Do you hear that? I'm sick of God! I'm through, He's no longer my God and I'm no longer His prophet!
If He won't defend my birthday against mockers then what's the use! (David sobs.) Well, I'm through. That's it. I'm through. I might as well go to hell.
Hey wait! Angels! What are you doing? Hey! Put me down! I didn't really mean that. Honest! I was just pouting and feeling sorry for myself and throwing a temper tantrum! Wait! Don't throw me in hell! I was just using a guilt-trip technique on my followers and former followers, trying to get them to think that everything I'd done wrong was their fault!
Wait! Wait! I didn't really mean to curse God and die! Noooo!
AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! No! Get me out of this hellhole! I'm David the Wonderlust Prophet, remember!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!