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In Reply to: Groveling before Berg for his crumbs of wisdom. posted by Reposter on February 15, 2004 at 13:11:03:
QUESTION: Dear Dad, I'm sorry to take your precious time because I know that you are so wonderful and awesome, and I'm in total agreement with everything you have written, said or even thought, but I did have a question. My Home Shepherd says that we should not wipe our bottoms with more than 3 sheets of toilet paper. He said this was a rule you instituted. What if we have diarreah? Do we still stick to the 3 sheets rule?
ANSWER: Of course! Use your hands if you have to! You can always wash up later!
