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That's so true Grandpa

Posted by Family Spokesman on February 11, 2004 at 23:24:58

In Reply to: Re: For your information posted by Grandpa's Ghost on February 11, 2004 at 15:00:07:

You will find that I am also among the faithful in David's kingdom. I open wide my cupboard doors with nothing to hide. Proud and unashamed. Come Grandpa, whisk your ghostie little self into my cupboards and look: no peanut butter. Am I not righteous? Am I not serving God 110%? Truly, I feel so smugly superior to these systemites who wallow in the system. Oh that they would return to the Days of Heaven, yea, that they would return to the folds of their father!

Actually these days the little lambs have to return to the folds of Queen Peter. Sorry Grandpa but you're kind of out of the picture. I ain't read a Mo Letter in years, I've been so busy slurping up the vomit of Mamma and Queen Peter, yea as one of them little sick doggies under the table who eat of the crumbs my high and mighty self-exalted leadership throws me.

Yes, it's great to be in the Family, feeling so self-righteously superior to anything else on this planet. Are we not truly the best? And are not Mamma and Queen Peter truly the best of the best? Of course they are! And this is how I know: because they tell me so!

Excuse me now, I have to go for my regular lobotomy ... er, I mean devotions.