"Rover Spirit" on Mars?? Don't believe it!!!

(Prophecy through Pocahantas (Maggie), 58 year old Family Prophet in Mama's inner circle. Grandpa speaking:)

I had to laugh when I read the news of NASA saying they had sent a rocket up to Mars and blah, blah, blah it's taking pictures of rusty rocks on the red planet. All lies! No rocked has ever left the earth! Haven't these clowns ever seen the movie 'Capricorn One' which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt to any rational, sane, thinking person that the entire space program and Mars mission is a total fake!! What the hell's the problem? Are there no video rental stores in Florida or Houston? Or do the scientists so close their eyes that the CIA/FBI/NASA have removed that movie from all video store shelves! I don't get it! I'm sitting here in the spirit world watchign reruns of it over and over again. I must've seen the movie 'Capricorn One' 80 times & I'm watching it again tonight. Conclusive proof!

But you REALLY want conclusive proof? Ha! In the spirit world I can travel wherever I want, right? So I took off for Mars at the speed to thought and next thing you know I'm there, wandering around the red rocks. Of course, I hadn't bothered to find out where they blah, blah, blah said they'd sent their Rover Spirit on Mars, so I wandered for some time and never found a damn thing. I think I wasted half a day here on Mons Olympus somewhere near the equator. (Why they dont' mark the equator with a felt pen I'll never figure out.)

But THE conclusive proof there is no "Rover Spirit" on Mars is because I brought along my old dog, Rex, who is now in the spirit world and my closest spiritual companion, apart from Abrahim. The spirit of Rex used to walk with me and when I'd walk by down the street, dogs would bark at me for no reason. They were seeing Rex! Yes, they were seeing Rex!That's the only rational explantion. The fact that I was cursing the dogs and throwing stones at them has nothing to do with why they were barking at me.

Anyway, I brought the spirit of Rex with me to Mars and let me tell you, if there had been another dog on Mars named Rover Spirit then the spirit of Rex would have sniffed him out. Dogs when they die still have scent! You didn't know that, did you? Well, down in Texas we had a dog that died one time and WHewwwweee, let me tell you, that dog smelled to high heaven! Proof! So Rex and I sniffed around Mars all day and never did find another dog, be he Rover or otherwise. All NASA lies!

We did get caught in one hell of a duststorm though! Blew me right out of Kansas and into the land of Oz, whooo-heeeee! But that's another story.