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In Reply to: Google - the demon of information posted by Acheick on December 24, 2003 at 15:40:42:
It's no joke. It's unfortunate we used Mama Letter 666 already, so this will have to be 666-a. In fact, Mama's entire new "Demons All Around Us" series will all be in the 666 series, from A to Z about the demons that plague all our minds everyday, telling us that dear Mama is a blind halfwit idiot. Google is the worst demon, even worse than Pan and Bacchus and Oplexicon put together. Google is frankly worse than Satan himself.
Google has helped many people find information that has caused them to leave the Family, therefore Google is evil, evil, evil. He's so evil that I have to say that word again one more time ... evil. In fact, Google works hand in hand with another demon we have just added to the Family's "Dozen Dirtiest Demons" list -- Internet. Apparently this demon is from Inter-laken, Switzerland where he fought Grandpa and Heidi and Peter, and made them lose their goats. And "net", well, "net of the wicked" is what comes to mind.
All Family members will now be required to bind and rebuke Google before using their computers. If that doesn't work, they will hve to bind and rebuke their own brains. This is something they are good at doing for so many years anyway. Everytime they have a sincere doubt about dear dumb Mama we tell them it's not their own common sense kicking in, it's the dirty Devil and his legions of demons.
