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Re: How's your sex life?

Posted by Grandpa's Ghost on July 21, 2003 at 10:38:40

In Reply to: How's your sex life? posted by Researcher on July 20, 2003 at 02:03:14:

(1) Are you and FG or born into TF?
I admit you can't see me very well being as how there is less substance to me than tobacco smoke, but don't you recognize me??? I'm Grandpa! Dad! The original granddaddy bullfrog of this whole sex cult!

(2) How long have you been out?
Out of my mind? Out of my body & dead? What do you mean?

(3) How has your attitude toward sex changed since leaving (if at all)?
A lot! Let me tell you, there is NO SEX here at all in the Green Door! If I thought my sex life was the skids the last 15 years before I died where I couldn't get weenie-boy up no matter how much the handmaidens tried, whewee, it's nothing compared to now! You can throw out all my Letters about "Sex in Heaven!" that's for sure. Of course, I'm not sure this place I'm in is heaven. It's all so green.

(4) Did you consider your sex life healthy and normal while you were in TF?
I am the sex prophet. Need I say more?

(5) How do you view your sex life in TF now that you have left?
Don't even get me started. Every time I start to think about those good old days on earth, these hot flaming coals start dropping out of the sky and burning my little ghostie bum. If that's not enough to keep a guy's mind off sex, I don't know what is.

(6) What difficulties (if any) did you experience with what TF taught or enforced regarding sex?
That the system just didn't understand our freedoms. (Ouch! Watch out! Burning coals incoming!!) Oh yeah, & the fact that Maria turned the Family from a sex cult into a masturbation cult.

(7) What difficulties (if any) have you experienced since leaving as a result of what TF taught or enforced regarding sex.
(Excuse me, I'm very busy dodging burning coals right about now... YEEEEOOOWWWW!!!)

(8) Was sex ever part of the motivation (be honest!) for your joining or staying in TF?
It was my ONLY motivation! ha! (=WHAMMM!!= Yeoww! I'm buring up now! I'm covered with burning tar!!)

(9) Did you have any concerns that you would not be able to enjoy the sexual freedoms you had in TF if you left?
No. Not at all. I always believed that I was going to Heaven to sit at Jesus' right hand & that there was sex in Heaven, but NOW?? Totally different story. I'm scraping myself with brimstone rocks to get this burning tar off.