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In Reply to: Measuring Success posted by Porcelein Doll (reposted) on July 08, 2003 at 19:38:55:
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . playing with my penie.
At age 7 success is . . . nearly having intercourse with my cousin.
At age 16 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having sex.
At age 50 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having girls work hours to get my limp penie erect.
At age 75 success is . . . dying and finally becoming stiff again.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.