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In Reply to: Re: You are ALL excommunicated!!! posted by Mommy on June 04, 2003 at 22:13:40:
You know, Maria, I was thinking, I must be even a greater prophet than dear Dad. He was fine for his day & spoke his piece but have you noticed how much farther you & I have gone than he did? It's like we're more anointed with more truth. He was like Elijah, I'm like Elisha doing twice as much.
Example - Dad only hinted we were the Bride of Christ yet you & I got the whole LJR & got all the men in the Family spreading their legs during prayer time & talking dirty to Jesus. I've gone so far as to call myself "Jesus' Pussy". Can you grasp how much truth I have?
Another example - whenever Dad heard about a pretty Family woman he'd get her to send in her pin-up so he could put them on his wall & drool. Or he got them to send in dance videos so he could sit there & masturbate while they danced for him. Yet I've gone further. Whenever I hear of pretty Family girls, I simply say we need a new secretary here in our Home & suddenly I've got the sexiest girls in the Family in my bed for whenever I want. See what I mean?
Also, I think my beard is more black & bushy than Dad's making me look much more royal & king like. Don't you think so? And I'm taller than him. I suppose you've noticed that. We won't talk about my penis, but then that's beside the point. Quality not quantity.
All in all I think I'm probably the greatest man of God to ever live. So I deserve all the perks. Don't you think so? Now if only that Brazilian girl hadn't refused my offer to come to our Home I wouldn't have to be punishing the entire nation of Brazil for their selfishness & disobedience.
