Urgent message for the women

Mo speaking:
We finally got through. The vandari spirits have been hindering us.
I'll let the lord tell you himself.

lord speaking:
I’ve been having a wonderful time with the men and their fake vaginas. Lot’s of companionship and fucking. But we have a serious and urgent problem The spirit has been seriously negelected and is both lonely and horny. The lord wants the women to assume fake penises and start fucking the spirit’s brains out.

Maria;
Weeping and tongues. Hebody Peabody horny bajorny bahorny baloney balonely bahorny. Oh yes , my lord , how could I have been such a moron. It’s so obvious. We’ ve been seriously neglecting the spirit. We’re so sorry and we’ll rectify the situation immeditately. My lovely Peter please wake up.

Peter:
Uh duh, what is it mama ?

Maria:
I’ve just received a most urgent message from Mo and the lord.
We must send out a decree that all the women assume fake penises and start fucking the spirit’s brains out. The spirit has been seriously negelected. The spirit is very lonely and very horny.

Peter:
Yes mama. The decree will go out immediately.