LORD of the CLONES

Maria:
I got a special message from Mo this morning my lovely masturbating Peter.

Peter:
Mama what is it ? Is he mad ? Aren’t we masturbating enough ? I read my poo poo every day just like he said.

Maria:
Mo wants us to dig up his body and clone him. He wants to be “lord of the clones”.

Peter:
Wow mama, maybe we should make clones of you and I too. That way the Family can continue till the lord cums back even with the Vandari after us. We can keep cloning and cloning and cloning.

Maria:
The lord really speaks to you Peter. We can put a Mo, Maria, Peter team in every colony. We can clone our top litnessers and flirty fishers. We can clone our pedophilic masturbating head of that Charity. We could start new Charites all over the world. Cha ching, cha ching hear the cash register ring. Uuhhhh , for the lord’s work.

Peter:
We better get to Mo’s body before the Vandari do. I heard they want to burn Mo’s coffin and destroy all his DNA.

Maria:
Get your shovel and some plastic bags, Peter, let’s go. The “lord of the clones” it’s time for Mo.

To be continued: