New Years story from Mama and Peter

Maria:
Let go of that little girl.

Peter:
But mama you said sex with minors was ok.

Maria:
I said it was morally ok. But if we get caught by the systemites we’re in deep doo doo. We can’t jeopardize a good thing. We’re taking in lot’s of money from around the globe. You want to jeopardize that ?

Peter:
No mama. Darn , I was having so much fun. Ok run along now Daphne. Go find your mother.

Maria:
We need to focus Peter on what’s important. Masturbating to Jesus. Men pretending they have vaginas. You know what’s important Peter. Tithing. Do I have to go on ?

Peter:
No mama. I get the picture. But can I at least look at pictures of the little ones and masturbate to Jesus.

Maria:
I won’t say no but I don’t want to know about it Peter. You’ll just have to wait for heaven to do the really nasty stuff the systemites won’t let us do.

Peter:
Mama you’re the best Queen anyone could ever hope for. I thank the lord for you everyday. I ‘ll pretend my vagina looks just like yours while I’m masturbating to Jesus.

Maria:
Thanks Peter , that’s the greatest compliment a woman could ever have.
I’m sorry you can’t have all the lord wants you to have right here and now Peter but the systemites are just so ungodly. What can we do ? We’ll have to endure the hell they put us through for now my lovely masturbating man , uhhhh no , I mean woman , uhhhhh no I mean…...well anyway.