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In Reply to: Meanwhile at WS he wants to send M&P a vision to warn about web surfin posted by Whiskers on October 16, 2002 at 03:02:33:
Dear gushy sweet Family members, we're so proud of you for serving God 500% as fully-controlled members of our wonderful closed society. Just like dear Dad said about me, calling me Robie the Robot, so all of you are now robots. It's it wonderful (beeep beeep) to be a mindless robot for David?
I am sure god is raising us up as mindless but indestructible robots to fight the bloody Vandari. So keep your blinders on ... er, I mean keep your visors on and don't look at the ex-member websites.
In fact, to ensure that you aren't even tempted to look at ex-member websites, we must now implement a new emergency policy, effective immediately. You are to immediately gather together as a Home around your computer, lay hands on it, anoint it with oil, cast out all Vandari demons and then once they are gone, to take hammers and smash the living bee-jeebers out of that hellish invention of the devil.
Remember when dear Dad said that TV was the Image of the Beast. Well, have you ever noticed the uncanny resemblance between TV screens and computer moniters? Did you ever wonder if there was a connection? Well, there is! All this time we've had the Image of the Beast in our Homes and didn't know it. So please, immediately, with great shouting, screaming, frothing at the mouth and kicking, destroy your Home computers.
This will present a slight problem in getting the lastest New Wine to you, but we prayed about it and have a solution. Dear Dad is already a visiting servant/spirit helper, so we have decided to enlist all the dead gypsies we can find to be new couriers of the news. From now on, we will channel revelations to you via spirit helpers. There will be no opportunity for confusion to creep in through faulty computer connections, and surely no chance for Vandari demon spirits to possess you.
Destroy those computers today. And while you're at it, please smash all microwave ovens, DVD players, radios, tape players and any other satanic manifestations of modern "science falsely so called".
Mommy Maria Robot
