Mama Maria, is Dad going tohelp us?

Mama, thanks for the new prophecy against those awful, disgusting Vandari! We know you are so loving and humble and kind and honest and would never lie. Don't worry, I will not go to Vandari websites to eat their rat-poison words. No, no, no, I will be a faithful CMer and masturbate faithfully to your words.

I have a question and I hope it doesn't seem like a doubt or anything, cause it's not and I truly believe you are so anointed. But in the Pied 'Piper Prophecy' Grandpa said that he was pied Piper of Hamelin who got rid of the rats and that were the children of the systemites following him to the happy land beyond the mountains.

So my question is, does that mean dead Dad is going to come back and play his pipe and lead all our rat enemies into the river to drown them? You said we should pray that God would mercifully remove the SGAs speaking against us. Shall we pray that they get removed into the river. Would that be a good thing to pray?

I am practicing learning the flute right now so that I can help Dad pipe them into the river.