Praise God for new cloning technology

Hi, Mama wanted me to post this immediately. Oh! It's such exciting news! You'll be thrilled!

Remember how dear Dad was always blasting secular science and technology and wanted all our kids to be uneducated idiots with only grade 5 level education? Well, the good news is, the Family is still a Revolution! Ha! We're always changing and improving, and recently Mama received this revelation from Grandpa's whispering mouth:

Grandpa: Dear Mama! How I miss running the Family! Wish I could be there in the flesh again! In your flesh, that is! ha! Well, guess what! With all these new advances in cloning technology, I've decided I can do just that!

Remember how I once said that people would pay to get even one hair from the Prophet's beard? I sure hope you've saved a few of my hairs, because they can be used to clone a new body for me, and I can come back! Get started looking now! Find that hair!

Then get one of our buxom young beauties to FF cloner-type scientist guys, give them the hair and bring me back, honey! "I shall return!" the famous words of MacArthur.

It's not that I think you and Peter are doing a bad job of running the Family, or should I say, running the Family into the ground. I just want to come back for the sex. You got that? See you soon. I hope." (End of message from Dad.)