Ok People your gonna love this!!

> Subject: a bad american
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> I think this one's been around but it's still good.
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> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
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> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
> governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
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> I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
>
> I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
> American.
>
> I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does
> not entitle you to anything.
>
> I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
>
> I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
>
> I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
> working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to
> put your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, you haven't begun to
> be enlightened.
>
> I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where
> they want to.
>
> My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled
> Jerry
> Springer.
>
> I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
>
> I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
>
> I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when
> I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying,
> paying?
>
> I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In
> the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches
> or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up
> already.
>
> I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
> running
> from them.
>
> I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking
> the law, regardless of what color you are.
>
> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
> deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for
> the next four years.
>
> I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me
> crap
> or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people
> should be targets.
>
> I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
> parents.
>
> I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it's sex, and this applies
> even if you are President of the United States.
>
> And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?
>
> If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
>
> If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
>
> We need our country back!
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