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In Reply to: To Zerby, Kelly, and F. leadership posted by Open letter from Daniel on June 24, 2002 at 07:44:20:
Dear Family,
Please pray urgently and desperately with masturbation and tongues, calling upon the keys-become-swords. We call an emergency fast from solid foods and full intercourse for three days. Those of you who wish to go for the gold are urged for now to go for bronze, in this case spiritual masturbation and agonized bombastic tongues.
We just received news that an SGA named Daniel (son of dear, precious, kind, loving, sweet, dedicated Family leaders) has just written a letter on the Internet warning our dear, sweet, kind, unselfish shepherds, Queenie Maria and King Penie, threatening that the second generation will cause us to "reap the whirlwind." Though not specifying what he and others will do, he does seem somewhat upset.
When praying about it Abrahim told us specifically to bind the demons Pan, Oplexicon, Whitersnort, Bonflexus, Neggowandik, Sbiglokano and Znogorarilmiorkt. This is a severe spiritual attack, but the Family has been faced with many attacks in the past and we will weather this storm.
Please pray specifically for mama as she has been crapping her pants for hours ever since reading Daniel's letter.
Please pray specifically for king Penie, as since reading Daniel's letter, he has been unable to get an erection. Rebuke the spirit of fear that keeps him from "rising up in prayer." This is not a small issue, beloved. Because unless king Penie can get an erection, he is incapable of masturbating, which means he can't call out to the Lord in prayer. Those of you who have long practised the LJR know how indispensible masturbation has become to our prayer lives.
Apart from fasting and prayer, we are calling upon all Homos....er Homes around the World to engage in a 24-hour, around the clock Masturbation Vigial. Specifically masturbate and shout in agonized tongues against Daniel. Masturbate for Queen Mama's health and for her to stop shitting her pants. Masturbate for King Penie, who can himself no longer masturbate.
Please, we urge you loyal Family members, do not go online and read Daniel's letter. It will only cause you to doubt that the Family is the true wave of God's future. We urge those of you taking breaks from masturbation and prayer to please stick your heads in the sand and pray this threat will go away.
Yours in David and Mama and Peter and all your sweet, sweet, kind, unselfish loving leadership.
